Air duct cleaning telemarkers. They don’t service tents.
Posted by peeterjoot on September 6, 2013
“Hi, this is Ali from … air duct cleaning services [long pitch]. Do you live in a house that is under 2000 square feet?”
“Yes, I live in a tent. It is under 2000 square feet.”
“Under 2000 square feet. Okay.”
“Yes, I live in a tent, it is definitely under 2000 square feet.”
“A tent?” [confused silence]
“Yes, a tent. It is a nylon structure with a base that you can put a sleeping bag on.” [stated matter of fact in perfect seriousness]
[more confused silence].
“I’m sorry. Thank you.”
He said something after this that sounded like he may have the phone number mixed up. Perhaps I’ll get off this calling list.